My dear Mosquitoes

My dear Mosquitoes,
        
                                  They mark up their presence by buzzing around your ear at every part of the world. Their female counterparts are omnipotent. I wish they had the good genes of their male conterparts. The genetic mutation in the female mosqui ( Ya i call them mosqui) has caused a great harm to human mankind, not even sparing Alexander to poor engineering students like me. They are biting me as I sit on the table typing this post.

                                  Ronald Ross, who discovered that Malaria is spread by mosquis( you should thank me for increasing your general knowledge) is the only great achievement that mankind has done in the last century. All the drugs and insecticides have done a great harm to environment than to mosquis. It's like mosquis wait for a new drug to be tested on them and declare themselves as drug resistant ( they might be holding olympics like events to find the toughest one to survive against the  most potent drugs that scientists create :P)

                                  Falciparum , Vivax are familiar to all tropical people. It strikes us slowly not even sparing the golden spoon fed one. The mosqius are now making their presence fell even during day. Some speices feed exclusively during day, naming them would make this post capable of publishing it in 'Nature'. The buzzing really irritates you if you are sleeping after a long tiring work. The buzzing acts like a natural alarm, you will not need digital ones if yuo sleep without mosqui nets. By buzzing around your ear, they whisper you the future, your break-ups and calamities in your life.

                                  Ever had the feeling of killing mosquis with your hand and getting it soaked it in your own blood or even others. Yuck!! is your first reaction and you go to basin to wash it. Sparing a mosqui is like inviting death! He may seek revenge by infecting you plasmodiun blood.Whenever you partially kill a mosqui, he flies like a mad man hitting the blades of the fan and ultimately dying a cruel death.

                                   Playing any outdoor games like football, cricket will tend to form mosqui towers hovering like vultures above your head. Wish we had competitions for the highest mosqui towers in our childhood. Childhood reminds me of a dear friend of mine applying castor oil to his cranium to avoid mosqui towers. The problem solved na! Only he can answer whether it was effective way to ward them off.
 
                                    The male counterparts are the blessed ones. The feed on plant juice. Yummy juice, they should be teasing the females. I think the mosqui community might have a blood balnk of their own. It might be useful for the weaker females and the male counterparts would buy pure blood as a valentine gift to impress the females. The blood may be tagged acording to the haemoglobin content and one ml blood might cost 10 ml of fresh juice( All hypotical assumptions)

                                      Wish we have Versailles like agreement with mosquis but Versailles ultimately led to world war 2. Peace prevaling between us is impossible as I just killed a mosqui and so are you killing them. The toll count of mosquis killed by me is 76,54,757.One thing is sure, they will get extinct when we get extinct.

                                                                                                                      Regards,
                                                                                                                      The mosqui killer.